It Can't All Be Coke

It Can't All Be Coke

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It Can't All Be Coke

It Can't All Be Coke

$67.30
$67.30 $85.78
SAVE 21% Sold out
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Let your friends know that you feel their pain with this unique sympathy card. Its funny message reminds them that not *everything* in life can be as sweet as coke and threesomes. Show the people you love that you've got their back through the hard times with this humorous token of support.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

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