Almost as Amazing

Almost as Amazing

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Almost as Amazing

Almost as Amazing

$70.28
$70.28 $85.42
SAVE 17% Sold out
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It’s their birthday, sure, but let’s not forget who the real star is: you. This funny birthday card is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” while subtly reminding them that you’re still the superior one.

Great for a friend, husband, wife, or sibling, this hilarious greeting card is a must-have for anyone with a healthy ego and a good sense of humor. Whether you’re looking for a funny birthday card for her or him, this one makes sure they feel celebrated—just not too celebrated.

For lovers of snarky greeting cards, this is the ultimate birthday flex. Give them a moment to shine... before you steal the spotlight again.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

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